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    .Jokes: Which is the most dangerous river in India? You will laugh a lot after knowing the name

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    TV9 Bharatvarsh | Edited By: Ayush Kumar

    Updated on: Mar 04, 2023 | 11:53 AM IST

    Jokes in hindi: Laughing out loud once a day refreshes the mood and health also gets a lot of benefits by laughing. Apart from this, positivity remains in a pleasant environment. That’s why try to laugh openly for at least 5 minutes everyday.

    There is hardly any person in the world who does not like to laugh, but due to increasing work pressure, people have completely forgotten to laugh, but it is not at all good for our health. By the way, in today’s run-of-the-mill life, people do not even have time to laugh and smile. We just need an excuse to laugh openly… If you are also looking for such an excuse, then we have brought funny jokes for you, after reading which you will not be able to control your laughter.

    Child :- Seeing the water coming from the tap, said, <br /> Papa, where does this water come from? <br /> Papa .- Son from the river….<br /> Son .- Then I want to see the river.<br /> Papa They take him to see the river.<br /> The child pushes him into the river and falls.<br /> Running home, he tells his mother.<br /> Mummy open the tap quickly, Papa must be coming<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Child :- Seeing the water coming from the tap, he said,
    Papa, where does this water come from?
    Papa.- Son from the river….
    Son. Then I want to see the river.
    Papa takes him to see the river.
    The child pushes them into the river and makes them fall.
    And comes running home and tells his mother.
    Mummy open the tap quickly, Papa must be coming

    Drunk: What's hot?<br /> Waiter.  Chowmein.<br /> Drunk: More hot?<br /> Waiter: Soup.<br /> Drunk: More hot?<br /> Waiter: Boiling water.<br /> Drunk: More hot?<br /> Waiter: It’s a ball of fire, brother.< br> Drunkard: bring it, have to burn beedi.<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Fluffy: What’s hot?
    Waiter. Chowmein.
    Fluffy: And hot?
    Waiter: Soup.
    Fluffy: And hot?
    Waiter: Boiling water.
    Fluffy: And hot?
    Waiter: Brother is a ball of fire.
    Drunkard: Bring it, have to burn bidi.

    Wife :- Where are you??<br /> Husband :- I have fallen from the scooter.<br /> There has been an accident.  <br /> going to the hospital!!<br /> .  Wife :- Pay attention, the tiffin should not be bent, otherwise the lentils will fall.” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Wife :- Where are you??
    Husband :- I have fallen from the scooter.
    Accident has happened. go to the hospital
    I am!!
    , Wife :- Dhyan Khana, Tiffin Teda
    Don’t let it happen, otherwise the lentils will fall.

    Master ji – Which is the most dangerous<br /> river of India…?<br /> Raju – Feeling…!<br /> Master (surprised) – How is that..?<br /> Raju – Because,<br /> all in this Get swept away…!<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Masterji – India’s most dangerous
    Which is the river…?
    Raju – Feeling…!
    Master (surprised) – How is that..?
    Raju – Because,
    Everyone gets drowned in it…!

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