Beggar: Bhabhi ji, give me a rupee. Woman- Don’t feel ashamed… so smart, beautiful, Are you begging as a handsome young boy…? And from where do you see me sister-in-law? Beggar Roni turned to face and said – You are so lovely, Ok! Then just give the magic hug…!
Lawyer – How did your husband die? Woman- By drinking poison. Lawyer – Then how are these bruises? Woman – were refusing to drink, weren’t they…!!
Santa- Friend, my wife always wears sarees. Keeps requesting. Just yesterday she was asking to bring a saree. This morning again she was asking for a saree. Banta – It’s a strange thing. What does she do with so many sarees? Santa – Don’t know. I never brought it…!!
The husband bought a new car and thought that the wife should be given a surprise. As soon as he reached home, calling his wife loudly, he said- Darling, your dream of so many years has come true today. The wife came running out of the kitchen and shouted- Alas Alas! What happened to mother…!!
Pappu became a lawyer. He got his first case… Criminal (to lawyer Pappu) – Life imprisonment for trying, not hanging. Lawyer Pappu – Don’t worry, I am here. . Journalist outside the court after production – what happened? Lawyer Pappu – got life imprisonment with great difficulty, The judge was releasing…!!