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    TV9 Bharatvarsh | Edited By: Ayush Kumar

    Updated on: Mar 17, 2023 | 6:27 PM IST

    Viral Jokes: Doctors say that it is necessary to laugh to stay healthy, so that stress reduces in a stressful life. But people do not have enough time to laugh openly. If this is happening with you too, then we have brought funny jokes for you.

    Nowadays people have become so much busy in work that they do not have time to laugh. Due to which their immune system becomes weak quickly and they become victims of diseases very quickly. That’s why we have brought funny jokes for you, after reading which the sadness of your mind will also go away and the brightness of your face will return.

    Girl to Bunty - What are you doing?<br /> Bunty – I am killing mosquitoes.  <br /> Girl – How many killed so far?<br /> Bunty – Five killed.. Three female and two male.<br /> Girl – How to know who is male and who is female?<br /> Bunty – Three sitting on the mirror Were and had two beers.<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Girl to Bunty – What are you doing?
    Bunty – I am killing mosquitoes.
    Girl – How many killed till now?
    Bunty- killed five.. three female and two male.
    Girl – How to know who is male and who is female?
    Bunty – Three were sitting on the mirror and two near the beer.

    Ramesh was very upset, the poor man's marriage was not happening.<br /> Every time the marriage got broken.<br />He asked all his friends but could not find any solution.<br />One day the poor man went to a priest. Reached and said-<br />Pandit ji tell me some solution, I am not getting married, it always breaks.<br />Pandit ji said-<br />marriage will happen, but first of all take blessings from you people to be happy forever. stop.<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Ramesh was very upset, the poor man’s marriage was not happening.
    Every time the marriage would break up.
    I asked all my friends but no solution was found.
    One day the poor man went to a Pandit ji and said-
    Pandit ji tell me some solution, I am not getting married, it always breaks.
    Pandit ji said-
    Marriage will happen, but first of all stop taking blessings from people to be happy forever.

    In the hotel, Pappu drank the cold drink placed in front of the girl and said- Why are you sitting so sad, man?<br /> The girl said- Today is a very bad day.<br /> Had a fight with the boyfriend in the morning. She went.<br /> When she reached the office, she was fired by her boss.<br /> Now poison was mixed in the cold drink for suicide, you drank that too.<br /> Fainted hearing this…the girl went along with her. Life also lost.<br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    After drinking cold drink kept in front of Pappu girl in the hotel, he said – Why are you sitting so sad, friend?
    The girl said – Today is a very bad day.
    Had a fight with boyfriend in the morning.
    The car broke down on the way.
    When he reached the office, the boss fired him.
    Now poison was mixed in the cold drink for suicide, you drank that too.
    Fainted hearing this… The girl was gone, along with her life was also lost.

    Wife: Tell me a new lion?<br /> Husband: Carved out of marble,<br /> God has carved your body…<br /> Wife (happily): Next?<br /> Husband: The rest of the stone is left<br /> Your wisdom Put it on  <br />” loading=”lazy”/></div><figcaption wp_automatic_readability=

    Wife: Tell me a new poem?
    Husband: Carved out of marble,
    God has made your body…
    Wife (happily): Next?
    Husband: He left the rest of the stone
    Kept it on your mind.

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